Stalker Adverts - Will no one rid me of this turbulent Beast?

Once again I've been looking at consumer products (crys of "shame, shame") and after I've taken the action that I intend taking (in this case form of Criteo and Struq). Worst still its not the laptops that I was looking at that I actually wanted that follow me - its the inadequate rejects - not the pretty and smart i7 Sony Vaio c-series (would you need a different one to match different clothes?) nor yet the elegant sylph-like S series - but for some reason lumpen-oafish generics with i3s and telephone directory profiles.